Procrastinator

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way Out of Starbucks...

By Dan Marley

Usually the stuff at the Starbucks cashier station make me want to cancel my order and never go back. Why would I buy a Motown album at Starbucks? Because it's playing and I just realized that I like this music?... more >

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Alumni Donations?! How Bout a Recent Grad Bailout!

By Jason Richards

Here's a nice lesson in the pros and cons of keeping it real: a College Humorist imagines an honest alumni e-mail and response. Hopefully Gradspot.com can help keep recent grads (and, by extension, alumni departments) happy to avoid these sorts of awkward exchanges…... more >

Video: Bill O'Reilly Spoof

By Gritz

The Lil' O'Reilly Factor = best show ever... more >

Tell Your Friends to Bother Voting

By Sarah Collins

BotherVoting.org is an organization that doesn't care whom you vote for, as long as you do it. There's a lot of things that are annoying about politics, but sometimes it's worth remembering that voting is civic duty and a pretty nice right to have.... more >

Face-off: Palin vs. Putin!

By Gritz

Those jokers over at College Humor have imagined the story of Sarah Palin as a Might Ducks-esque adventure. Need I say more? Sarah Palin Disney Trailer.

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

By Gritz

Ahoy, recent graaaaduates! In the name of Edward Teach, Captain Jack Sparrow, and those blokes who lived in a cave in Goonies, today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Find out how... more >

Election Essentials: No Punditry Intended

By Christopher Schonberger

While it's fun to watch blowhards like Bill O’Reilly and Keith Olbermann when you’re drying off on the couch completely naked (though you might look a bit suspicious if your roommate walks in), TV is not really a time-efficient way to consume political punditry.... more >

To Catch a Celeb Lookalike

By Dan Marley

We’ve often talked about online dating, but let me be the first to point out the elephant in the computer lab when you’re cruising the corridors of eHarmony—you’re concerned that, logically speaking, anyone else on the site must be just as unhygienic, awkward, and depressed as you are.... more >

Damn It Feels Good to Be a Banker

By Gritz

Bankers and consultants, it’s time to squash the beef... more >

The Olympic Montage

By Gritz

Let it out, Yao Ming. We know how you feel—the end of the Olympics is a sad time for everyone. But they say a picture is worth 12 hours of synchronized swimming coverage, and they’re probably right.... more >

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